10 Funniest Regretsy Listings

April 30, 2011 by Beverly Jenkins

Category: Misc

Etsy is a site where you can buy handmade crafts, apparel, and artwork online. Some of the products there are gorgeous and well-crafted... but others are undeniably bizarre, which is why there is a popular website called Regretsy that's dedicated to finding and mocking some of the weirdest Etsy items.

Read on to discover ten truly mind-boggling pieces of handmade... stuff.

1Leather Floral Bib Necklace

This happens to our kid's shirt when he tries to read in the car.

2Flower Rope Necklace

Flowers? We thought they looked more like... well, you know.

3Crocheted Scrumble Cloche

Just what you've always wanted -- a hat that looks like a head wound!

4Wily Willy Gourd Birdhouse

Poor Willie Nelson... what did he do to deserve this?

5Bib Statement Necklace

Someone likes their hot glue gun.

6Coyote Neckeater Neckwarmer

A coyote is eating my neck! Aaaaaaghhggh!

7Corn Poo Soap

Nothing says "class" more than a hunk of soap that's shaped like a turd.

8Hermione Granger Doll

Hermione Hairball, take 3 points from Gryffindor!

9Yellow Leather Halter

So wrong. So... very wrong.

10Zombie Golden Girls

Thank you for eating my brains!