12 Of The Dumbest Officially Licensed KISS Products

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1
Casket

Casket
This casket, or "kasket," ensures that diehard KISS fans can be with his (or her) favorite band long after death—because rock 'n' rolling all night and partying every day just isn't enough for some people. (Source | Photo)


2
Air Guitar Strings

Air Guitar Strings
Sure, any band could release branded guitar strings, but it takes a ballsy group to sell officially licensed air guitar strings—in other words, bags of empty air with KISS packaging. (Source)


3
Snuggie

Snuggie
"Netflix and chill" was never so rock 'n' roll until a cozy, KISS Snuggie was thrown into the mix. (Source)




4
Condoms

Condoms
Women may be fascinated with Gene Simmons' lengthy tongue, but that doesn't mean they want a French kiss from an officially licensed condom stretched over his big ol' "Love Gun." (Source)


5
Future Roadie Onesie

Future Roadie Onesie
Hey, at least it doesn't say "future groupie," but this doesn't exactly show that you have high expectations for your child's future. (Buy it Here)


6
Ski Mask

Ski Mask
It's easy enough to paint your face with KISS makeup, but when it's cold out, sometimes you need to cover up. Fortunately, this ski mask lets you rock that classic Catman look, while staying warm. (Buy it Here)


7
Cologne

Cologne
Have you ever looked at pictures of a sweaty Gene Simmons or Ace Frehley after a live concert and thought "man, I wish I smelled like them?" Well, now's your chance, thanks to this classy KISS scent. (Buy it Here)


8
Deodorant

Deodorant
Of course, cologne alone won't make you smell like a post-concert Paul Stanley. For that, you'll need officially licensed KISS deodorant to make sure you have that perfect level of pit funk. (Buy it Here)


9
Air Freshener

Air Freshener
Even with KISS cologne and deodorant, rock 'n' roll doesn't always smell so great. If your car is starting to feel not-so-fresh, you can reduce the funk by adding this KISS air freshener—a must-have car accessory for driving through Detroit Rock City. (Buy it Here)


10
Cookie Jar

Cookie Jar
I don't know what's worse—putting your cookies in Gene Simmons head or thinking about his tongue licking your treats before you eat them. (Buy it Here)


11
Potato Heads

Potato Heads
It seems there are just as many Mr. Potato Head products as there is KISS swag, so it's only natural that the two combined forces for an epic set of potato-themed toys. (Buy it Here | Photo)


12
Checkers

Checkers
Nothing says "I wanna rock 'n' roll all night" like checkers. ow you can spice up the retirement home game collection with your favorite aged rockers. Coming up? KISS shuffleboard! (Buy it Here | Photo)

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