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Reader Contributions to "20 Bizarre Google Search Suggestions"
 | 'Magic' by Shianne on 4/7/2011  0 votes (Source) | |
 | ummm... by Emma on 12/1/2010  1 votes | |
 | Edward Cullen is so Beautiful....... by Luke Palmieri on 9/20/2010 1 votes found in science class with my friend kelsey. | |
 | The Why of Why by Hodari on 9/5/2010 1 votes The reason i like the Finland thing with something about school is because i live in Finland, and i (...) | |
 | WHY DOES MY MOM... by Liz Kaulitz on 6/28/2010 1 votes ...TURN ME ON?! Ewww! XD | |
 | Can a dog do what? by Steve on 6/18/2010 1 votes | |
 | Obama What??? by Jessi on 6/8/2010 3 votes Typing in Obama health care plan for class this is what popped up | |
 | Justin Bieber is by Minty on 5/7/2010 0 votes lo tis true (Source) | |
 | meanest suggestion by John on 4/28/2010 0 votes a** hole google | |
 | I always wondered. by john on 4/28/2010 0 votes "how do mermaids reproduce?" um... | |
 | Lithuanians+HIV=nada? by BlueOrchid on 4/24/2010 0 votes Sorry to disappoint, but we're not! Haha XD | |
 | Why? by Abrac Sheil Dav on 4/9/2010 2 votes "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?" "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?" LOL | |
 | All The Chinese Food? by Will on 4/2/2010 0 votes Only after 2 searches for "search fails". | |
 | A Guide To Owning A Canadian: Rule numbah 1- you CANT!! by Bob on 4/1/2010 0 votes you can't, just get over it. (Source) | |
 | Google finds by bob on 4/1/2010 0 votes you really don't know? please tell me this is some 4-year old on his mother's laptop (Source) | |
 | Why. . . (on april Fool's Day) by Bob on 4/1/2010 0 votes 3. . .THREE comments on topeka?? (Source) | |
 | Googled oddee = you're welcome by WingDray on 3/24/2010 0 votes Its like someone was waiting for someone like me to do the google suggestion with oddee. Well enjoy(...) | |
 | Extreme racism by google search by GillesM95 on 3/23/2010 0 votes This is quite weird.. found this myself by accident | |
 | Obama is... by Heather on 3/22/2010 0 votes google never lies... | |
 | America sure likes getting pregnant... and filing taxes by Jenn on 3/16/2010 0 votes | |
 | any body there by dr.karl on 3/14/2010 0 votes this is wierd man (Source) | |
 | 100% true! by Pyburn1 on 3/13/2010 0 votes legitimate search of why... out of this world suggestion... (Source) | |
 | How can...these suggestions be so disturbing? by Sue Smith on 3/10/2010 1 votes Check out the first 2 suggestions! (Source) | |
 | How to... by Jaded Silhouette on 3/6/2010 1 votes I actually found this one myself, looking up something for class. Quite disturbing, in my opinion. (Source) | |
 | Canadian Ownage by WL, WL, JW, & JZ on 3/5/2010 0 votes You will if you won gold. | |
 | yellow fever (or should I say phobia) by WL & JW on 3/2/2010 0 votes Asian Invasion | |
 | plan c: marry a dog by gusa on 3/2/2010 0 votes | |
 | smell napalm by gusa on 3/2/2010 0 votes | |
 | What are these strawberries doing on my ****???!! by Oddgirl on 2/27/2010 0 votes Woot??! (Source) | |
 | LOL! by KatieLah on 2/23/2010 0 votes I get what they mean, but it still sounds funny XD | |
 | Twilight is.... googled too much? by poweroftwo on 2/22/2010 0 votes | |
 | gooogle how to by A user on 2/16/2010 0 votes | |
 | Colourful Blood by Shahab on 2/14/2010 0 votes | |
 | Blue blood ???? by Shahab on 2/14/2010 0 votes | |
 | Why...? by Remy on 2/14/2010 0 votes | |
 | Thai King ...!?!?!?!?!?! by jansen on 2/13/2010 0 votes !?!?!?!?!?! | |
 | Google suggestions "is" by Bep on 2/12/2010 0 votes | |
 | The Pope craps in the woods. by StraightFlame on 2/10/2010 0 votes I recently heard about a Trojan Horse (virus that deletes files) named Crazy Daisy, which will make (...) | |
 | Ginger Kids by Jen on 2/10/2010 1 votes | |
 | Where is..... by Emma on 2/1/2010 0 votes Just began to type in the sentence 'where is...' and it came up with two particularly funny search q(...) (Source) | |
 | Eat my $#!% by Ninja Reinghart on 1/23/2010 0 votes There is something very wrong with my bird. | |
 | Hygiene fail by Steve A. on 1/22/2010 0 votes | |
 | Size Matters?! by Katherine on 1/19/2010 0 votes I was looking up the average percentage of students who get a higher education after high school in (...) | |
 | Is ..... by Fraser on 1/18/2010 0 votes | |
 | Douchebag by Willy on 1/16/2010 0 votes | |
 | I have to go pee?! by Leigh on 1/11/2010 0 votes and I have to go poop?! Why on earth would you need to Google the fact that you have to go to the ba(...) | |
 | why are canadians afraid of the dark? by Leigh on 1/11/2010 0 votes LOL! Sometimes i wonder what causes people to ask such odd questions | |
 | Why is this the number one search for this?? by Willis on 1/11/2010 0 votes My doctor says no | |
 | Epic Google Failures! by Shaan on 1/9/2010 0 votes All the ways Google has failed us, they give users life threatening "directions", racist search resu(...) (Source) | |
 | Mom..I have a question... by Jennnnnny on 1/9/2010 0 votes well maybe you should not be using google so much...LOL | |
| Why is a Raven like a writing desk??? by hobo bobo? on 1/9/2010 0 votes lol. | ||
 | Didn't expect this to come up... by Mr.Candyrainbowunicornbleedingsparkles on 1/8/2010 0 votes LOLZ! | |
 | At least Google has common sense! by Anonymous on 1/8/2010 0 votes I love you Google. | |
 | Does m... by axalotl on 1/8/2010 0 votes Of the ten standard results for "Does M..." five are about Miley Cyrus, including "Does Miley Cyrus (...) | |
 | Sexual problems? by Robert on 1/7/2010 0 votes What the hell? This suggestion thing can get a bit weird sometimes... (Source) | |
 | Can you get__Google suggestions by Alben on 1/7/2010 0 votes Google is bizarre with its suggestions, or maybe that is actually what people are searching for (*o*(...) | |
 | more google search results2 by david on 1/7/2010 0 votes (Source) | |
 | more google search results by david on 1/7/2010 0 votes (Source) | |
 | I think maybe you need to see a doctor? by Laura on 1/7/2010 0 votes I've never really had that problem? (Source) | |
 | I don't know, why are those strawberries on your nipples? by Laura on 1/7/2010 0 votes Turns out to be a book. (Source) | |
 | do yo have time? by juancho on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | Dead Pakastani by Rachel on 1/6/2010 0 votes I think you should be the one to answer that question. | |
 | I want a Canadian! by Rachel on 1/6/2010 0 votes Because slavery is illegal. | |
 | Beyonce? by Rachel on 1/6/2010 0 votes What?!? Why would anyone even suggest that? | |
 | How come.... by Maria on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
| I have a poon and a peener by Heidi Jo on 1/6/2010 0 votes wow! thats all i can say (Source) | ||
 | Ouch by Rachel on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | Damn you nipples! by Freddy Lee on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
| i want to do a poo at paul's by Michael Skeete on 1/6/2010 0 votes that is a suggestion because it is a British television advert for glade wall mounted air freshener,(...) (Source) | ||
 | It will never happen to him by cosmo2593 on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | I do not! by Lori on 1/6/2010 0 votes What on Earth... how many people actually search this?! | |
 | How many people actually wonder this? by lahlah on 1/6/2010 0 votes I hope it was a dog asking this question... | |
 | 2010 by Flo on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | How come... by Moochie on 1/6/2010 0 votes Very suggestive.. | |
 | Are the Google people just bored? by Tom Helvete on 1/6/2010 0 votes Because you are very violent, ate food coloring, can't cook and drink too much. (Source) | |
 | Chinese guys.. ._. by Isadora on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | Why Can't I own a Canadian by Big Mike on 1/6/2010 0 votes Typing 'Why' got me this. At last check, it was first on the list. | |
 | Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea? by McGillistabby on 1/6/2010 0 votes This one is my favorite ^_^ (Source) | |
 | Pita bread is the real enemy. by Wingren on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | That's where I..... by MLW on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
| The poo at pauls thing. by Jman on 1/6/2010 0 votes It comes from an advert in the uk where a little kid says it. Follow the Source URL and you can see (...) (Source) | ||
 | What was Google thinking? by Steven Rhodes on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | Hmm by Jasmine on 1/6/2010 0 votes Fail | |
 | about the google search by Flavio on 1/6/2010 0 votes the best is about "do french...": most complete wondering if women shave or people stink! See my fun(...) (Source) | |
 | Poop issues by Stig on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | dead pakistani? by popaaaaarr on 1/6/2010 0 votes >:3 | |
 | Autocomplete - the website by Simon on 1/6/2010 0 votes There's a website documenting these. (Source) | |
 | I am a mole and I live in a hole by Lozziator on 1/6/2010 0 votes A variety of weird results :) | |
 | Neil Patrick Harris by boy on 1/6/2010 0 votes | |
 | Lots to pregnancies? by Debbie on 1/6/2010 0 votes all i wrote was "can i get"... and out of the10 options, 6 are related to pregnancy! wow! so much fo(...) | |
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