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volkswagen Polo GT (Pol Ojete in spanish)
by tRiSky on 8/31/2011
1 votes
In spanish it sounds Pol Ojete. In english is by asshole
Ford Kuga
by ntrucker on 1/5/2011
3 votes
Kuga in croatian means plague, and
(Source)
Cadillac WTF
by just on 12/19/2010
5 votes
WTF here means World Thorium Fuel but...
Renault Megane
by Esc on 11/13/2010
3 votes
Megane means "glasses" in Japanese. Do you drive glasses?
Chevrolet Citation
by Bassmint Stlie on 11/11/2010
0 votes
Let's not forget the Chevrolet Citation. Why in the world would you name a car after the ticket you (...)
Suzuki Esteem
by Bassmint Stile on 11/11/2010
1 votes
What about the Suzuki Esteem? Like that low end model really made you feel good about yourself.
Protegé
by Gilles Landry on 9/1/2010
12 votes
In French, if you write Protegé instead of Protégé (one accent aigü missing on the first "e"), it so(...)
Opel Ascona and Toyota MR2
by Nelson Cruz on 8/31/2010
3 votes
I'm portuguese and I can confirm that Opel Ascona sounds funny here. Ascona itself doesn't mean anyt(...)
Renault Koleos
by jll on 8/20/2010
3 votes
The Renault Koleos is a SUV based mostly on the Nissan Qashqai. The problem isthat somepeople foundo(...)
Kia Sedona
by Yanni on 7/4/2010
3 votes
The way Kia writes their name with Greek letters would scare any Greek from driving one. To any Gree(...)
subaru = u r a bus
by sidvee on 6/29/2010
5 votes
great cars but i would never own a car that read U R A BUS backwards
Kia
by Jim on 6/21/2010
1 votes
Kia= KIA = Killed In Action
Kia Picanto
by Pedro on 5/27/2010
0 votes
In Brazil "pica" means penis and "canto" means singin, when the car was released there were jokes ab(...)
Volkswagen Bora
by Icelandic on 5/22/2010
0 votes
Bora means both "drill" and "anus/rectum/asshhole" in Icelandic.
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Audi Q3
by Damnably on 5/21/2010
0 votes
Q3 sounds in Spanish like "cutres", plural of "cutre", that means tacky, low quality. By the way,(...)
Mitsubishi Miev
by Matt on 5/19/2010
1 votes
In German, Miev (Mief) menas "smelly bad air". Quite a bad name for an all-electric car.
Unfortunate Car Name - Honda FIT
by Michael S on 5/6/2010
2 votes
Honda FIT is also "F-IT" as in F**K IT !!
Unfortunate Car Name - Toyota YARIS
by Michael S on 5/6/2010
2 votes
YARIS ... sounds like... your ass As in...I'm going to kick your ass!
Ford Kuga
by Vuka?in on 3/28/2010
0 votes
Word 'kuga' in serbian and croatian means 'plague'.
Lamborghini Reventon
by Ivan Frost on 2/27/2010
0 votes
Reventon also means "Big Party" in Spanish.
toyota MR2
by vince on 2/25/2010
0 votes
MR2 spoken in french sounds like "merde" ( shit ) thanx for your beautiful site greetings from G(...)
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Seat Ronda
by John Beehive on 2/12/2010
0 votes
Seat Ronda. The word 'ronda' means ugly in Hungarian. Actually, this car is ugly.
Chevy Nova
by norm on 1/2/2010
0 votes
in Spanish it means: It doesn't run. No va.
Ford Kuga - in slavic "plague"
by Igor Suvajac on 12/31/2009
0 votes
New mid range SUV in FORD range is called KUGA, and in Croatian (and Bosnian, Serbian) and I presume(...)
SsangYong Musso
by Hiram on 12/28/2009
0 votes
Musso in Arabic means "suck him".
What about the Porsche 9-11?
by Steve Gabon on 12/27/2009
1 votes
Citroën Xsara Picasso
by Picasso on 12/26/2009
1 votes
Picasso means dick really huge in portuguese... And Xsara sounds exactly like "that cures" also i(...)
Chana Motors
by Raphzor on 12/16/2009
1 votes
This Indian brand came to Brazil a few years ago. There is only a tiny problem: "Shana" means the wo(...)
(Source)
Engrish
by Nash on 12/15/2009
0 votes
Japanese car manufacturers aren't the best at translating the names for their automobiles. Hence the(...)
Chevy "Nova"
by matt on 12/14/2009
0 votes
In Spanish: Chevy "It Doesn't Go"
Citroen Saxo
by Onur on 12/8/2009
0 votes
Saxo means oral sex in Turkish.
Limousine
by ikhsan on 12/7/2009
0 votes
In some part of Indonesia, Limousine similar with 5 cent in English. it's the cheapest car then
Rover
by Taepodong2 on 12/3/2009
0 votes
''Rover'' in Polish means ''Bicycle'' and this often causes funny misunderstandings.
Hyundai Getz
by Mr. Rice on 12/2/2009
0 votes
Getz means SPERM in hungarian
Skoda Laura
by Jaspreet on 11/29/2009
0 votes
Skoda launched its high end car in India Skoda Laura and Laura in native Hindi means penis.
Citroen Xsara + Hyundai Getz
by Nekem8 on 11/27/2009
0 votes
Citroen Xsara as pronounced means "Citroen's shit" in Hungarian. Hyundai Getz sounds like "cum".
Alfa MiTo (In French : Pathological Liar)
by Sébastien on 11/25/2009
0 votes
Someone lying pathologically is called, commonly, "mytho", which is pronounced exactly like this car(...)
How can you forget Toyota MR2?!
by leorolim on 11/25/2009
0 votes
MR2 in french reads "em erre deux" as in "emerdeux" which means "shitty" :)
(Source)
About Kia Borrego
by MC on 11/24/2009
0 votes
Forgot to add that the verbal form "borregar" is used in aviation for aborted landing.
Ford Kuga
by boris on 11/18/2009
0 votes
Kuga in croatian means plague (desease)
Kia Borrego
by CM on 11/14/2009
0 votes
In Portugal and Spain, "borrego" ("lamb") stands also for dumb, fool. The word you're referring t(...)
BMW Q-3
by Carlos on 11/9/2009
1 votes
Q-3, or "cutres" as you read it in spanish, mean a thing vulgar, stingy... and I think that a BMW ca(...)
?koda/Skoda
by Z on 11/6/2009
0 votes
The whole company sounds strange in Slovenian. ?koda litteraly means damage.
Audi R8 e-Tron Concept
by BigJ on 11/6/2009
0 votes
e-Tron sounds in French just like "étron", which means "shit" in english.
Daihatsu Naked
by C on 10/25/2009
1 votes
It was only sold in Japan, but still...
(Source)
Skoda 'Laura'
by dwivedi on 10/25/2009
0 votes
Laura in hindi means - penis
Toyota carina
by Niksa on 10/15/2009
0 votes
In croatian "carina" is pronounce as "KARINA", and "karina" is big (no big, better is enormus)dick. (...)
Kia Besta
by Marcus Carvalho on 10/13/2009
0 votes
It seems Besta comes from "Best A", but in Portuguese besta means "beast" and in Brazil it also mean(...)
10 Most Unfortunate Car Names
by Ahmed on 9/15/2009
0 votes
I might add that Hyundai "Santa Fee" means in Arabic "it Smells Bad". very unfortunate
Regarding that Honda...
by Just me on 9/8/2009
0 votes
...it is known as "Jazz" in Europe, but in Mexico is sold as "Fit".
Skoda Laura
by VC on 9/1/2009
1 votes
When Skoda launched a car named 'Laura' in India, it created a bit of a flutter amongst the public. (...)
Croma.. car or butter
by Paul on 8/9/2009
0 votes
In the Netherlands, Croma was for years a type of butter to cook... Then Fiat brought the Fiat Crom(...)
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Lamborghini Reventon (In spanish, reventon: puncture in the wheel)
by Palaciosport on 8/9/2009
0 votes
mazda furai
by rogue filthy punk on 8/9/2009
0 votes
mazda furai. in romanian you were stealing the mazda. furai = stealing.
Santa Fe
by Soojin Oh on 8/8/2009
0 votes
In Korean, Santa Fe is pronounced Santa Pae, and pae means 'beat up'in slang. So, it means 'beat up (...)
Ford Pinto
by Fabius on 8/1/2009
1 votes
"Ford Pinto", a popular car in Europe, can be translated as "Ford Penis" in portuguese.
Chevy Nova DOES go
by Mindy on 7/31/2009
0 votes
Contrary to popular belief, the Chevy Nova actually sold pretty well in Central and South America. (...)
(Source)
"I coulda been somebody!"
by jw on 7/28/2009
1 votes
Seriously, the Ford "Aspire"? Why the hell would anyone buy a car that constantly reminds them that (...)
Honda Civic Hatchback- STD model
by Sheri Lincoln on 7/22/2009
1 votes
My first car was a 1991 4 speed Honda Civic Hatchback- STD. My boyfried teased me about the name, bu(...)
Ford Kuga = In serbian and croatian "plague"
by Trascel on 7/19/2009
0 votes
Ford Kuga is the original name of the car and it is also named Kuga in Bosnia, Serbia aand Croatia.T(...)
Toyota MR2 in France: 'est merdeux'
by Beth Cunningham on 2/18/2008
0 votes
I have another example of an unfortunately named car. When the Toyota MR2 was released in France peo(...)
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