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please somebody explain the rules
by elly on 5/24/2012
2 votes
this thing exist in one of hostel in South East Asia country
Wong Way
by Nils on 12/1/2011
3 votes
Wrong way sign at gas station
yes, she speaks english
by q on 8/16/2011
3 votes

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Some things should not be recycled.
by Mark Pomponi on 6/26/2011
5 votes
was running from a bus to a ferry. HAD to stop and get this shot JUST for oddee. Been in China many(...)
it is noisy not to make noise
by nicky on 2/25/2011
4 votes
penglai China
Evil English Translator Strikes Again
by Byron on 2/14/2011
7 votes
Stupid Child? Say what?
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The question is Do you feel lucky, punk?
by BljahVljah on 12/27/2010
4 votes
funny chinese menu
by komal on 11/17/2010
9 votes
What it meant was "Money is my f*cking favorite thing"
by Sara on 10/25/2010
8 votes
"Money is f*cking my favorite"
pedestrian under construction
by Eric on 9/30/2010
6 votes
Yunnan, China 2007
Fresh crap?
by Sarah on 9/8/2010
5 votes
Fresh crap for $7.99/lb... Yum!
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Drunk chicken marinade
by xMrxDespairx on 7/10/2010
6 votes
Drunk chickens make for good marinade for any steak XD
Keyboard Protector? Nuclear Warhead? Who Knows?
by Lizzie on 6/14/2010
4 votes
Thank goodness silicone keyboard protectors don't need instructions to be able to use them!
Intelligent Public Telephone
by Iva Pacheco on 5/13/2010
5 votes
Intelligent Public Telephone, Shanghai,China
Eye Rash
by Polly on 5/7/2010
4 votes
Those darn "L's".
Jesus Body??
by Polly on 5/7/2010
3 votes
I still don't understand this one.
Chinese food in Moose Jaw
by Drew L on 5/5/2010
2 votes
The best restaurant of the town!
poor tenants...
by rockmaster333 on 4/2/2010
3 votes
A sign in a building in Sharjah,UAE. Posted this one earlier in chheburger.com
Hospital Sign - 20 Worst Engrish ever
by ArmaganD on 1/1/2010
6 votes
Well, there is no spelling error and it looks grammatically correct!
Death Not
by David Roland on 12/27/2009
3 votes
A bar in Hiroshima, Japan.
Most Powerful English
by Mars on 12/24/2009
6 votes
If you think your English is not good enough, you can learn from these signboards; the English used (...)
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Funny English Singboards In China
by Mars on 12/24/2009
5 votes
They are too "good" in translation...
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Obscurity Wood of Hiba
by Dave Roland on 12/20/2009
3 votes
Another Japanese road sign, found in northern Japan.
Happy Drug
by Dave Roland on 12/20/2009
3 votes
Happy Drug is a chain drug store in Aomori prefecture, northern Japan.
Slow work in progress
by Paul on 12/15/2009
2 votes
Self mockery or self knowledge? (Malaysian Borneo).
Helpful Destructions
by Phil on 12/3/2009
4 votes
Manual for air pistol
Hard Off
by David Roland on 11/16/2009
2 votes
Hard Off is a store that specializes in selling used items. They buy your unwanted stuff at a very c(...)
Hard Off
by David Roland on 11/16/2009
2 votes
Hard Off is a chain store in Japan that specializes in selling used goods.
Children mustn't stop here!
by Hugo on 11/1/2009
2 votes
Great Wall near Beijing
A great place to get "pissed."
by Dave Roland on 10/30/2009
2 votes
PEE Wine Bar in Shibuya, Japan.
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Behave!
by Adrian on 10/20/2009
2 votes
Sign in Lingering Gardens, in Suzhou, China
How's that?!
by Adrian on 10/20/2009
2 votes
Sign in Lingering Gardens, in Suzhou, China
Sounds Appetizing
by Adrian on 10/20/2009
2 votes
On a food stand in Shanghai, China, near YuYuan Bazaar and Gardens
Do what?!
by Adrian on 10/20/2009
3 votes
Picture on a women's bathroom stall in Hangzhou, China, at Ling Yin Temple
Best Sign EVER!!!
by Robert Gillcash on 10/13/2009
3 votes
read this carefully. Good luck with the comprehension.
Run out of stops? Forks? Knives?
by Garfieldina on 10/13/2009
3 votes
A masterpiece of the Budapest Transport Company.
Not Singapore, China
by Anne on 10/5/2009
4 votes
In Singapore, the stall operators in hawker centres are almost always immigrants from China. So this(...)
Hakone Big Hell
by Dave Roland on 9/29/2009
2 votes
Owakudani in Hakone Japan, an area where sulfur gas escapes from the ground.
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Ending your living
by Dave Roland on 9/25/2009
2 votes
This is a scan of a notice in a hotel somewhere in N.E. China, Shengdong I think.
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Elite Poo
by Dave Roland on 9/23/2009
2 votes
Promoting recycling.
(Source)
Guts Soul
by Dave Roland on 9/23/2009
2 votes
A Korean barbeque restaurant in Tokyo, Japan
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The pain becomes early-Hakone, Japan
by Dave Roland on 9/23/2009
2 votes
The intent was to communicate that if you put the eggs that you boiled in the hot spring in a plasti(...)
Vegetaball With
by Dave Roland on 9/20/2009
2 votes
A road sign in Yamanashi Prefecture, Japan. I'm not sure what they want to say, maybe that there are(...)
Bean flower?
by jonnywhoosh/kakabella on 9/20/2009
2 votes
Bean flower? yeah, that's what they call soya bean in Singapore. (:
Travelling the hurl tells the telephone
by Nicky on 9/12/2009
2 votes
Seen on a pleasure boat cruise - anybody got a CLUE what is intended?
TOILEFS
by cerep on 9/10/2009
4 votes
I took this picture in Macedonia in a restaurant in my home town Kumanovo
Water Power
by Dave on 9/9/2009
5 votes
I found this sign in a convenience store near Mt. Fuji.
0 - 1 = -1
by Elaine on 8/31/2009
4 votes
What do we get when we go below the ground floor? -1 floor of cause!
footjob handjob like?
by carlos on 8/23/2009
2 votes
Bold statements are best made obscurely.
by Mike D. on 8/13/2009
3 votes
Soup anyone?
by McInroy on 8/11/2009
3 votes
I've been trying to sell this for years.
Heartless
by Joanna on 8/10/2009
3 votes
Keep off the grass! (the polite version).
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THE place to go!
by Antoni P. Uni on 8/1/2009
2 votes

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Interesting!
by Antoni P. Uni on 8/1/2009
3 votes

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Watch out for hearth diseases-they lead to the flue!
by jon n on 7/30/2009
3 votes
Sign by water slides at Baldi springs in La Fortuna, Costa Rica
Tommy Filfigrer
by audrey on 7/27/2009
4 votes
this is supposed to say tommy hilfiger but this is how the japanese people say it....but why?
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It sounds like Tough is pretty true.
by Derek Finch on 7/22/2009
2 votes
It Will Gone In a Few Days
by Vince C on 7/21/2009
2 votes
Smoking is good for adults
by Thrice on 7/17/2009
2 votes
This was taken by my cousin who went to China for holiday.
Cuba
by Ivo on 7/16/2009
3 votes
it's funnier when you speak dutch...
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