This is your father's Oldsmobile!
(Reader Contribution to
10 Ugliest Cars Ever Built)

If there ever was a car that was designed-by-committee ugly, the '58 Oldsmobile represents the epitome. I mean, even the '59 Caddy had a certain swoopy grace in its gargantuan excess.
But the Olds:
?I want a spear on the rear quarter!'
?So do I!?
?Me too!?
Well, if they get one, so do I!?
?That's four. There's no more room.?
?Okay, put a vertical bar between spears.?
?I want a vertical bar, too?
?Wait, didn't Chrysler have fins last year??
?Yeah, but the clay's already set.?
?Oh, yeah, we forgot that. Well, here, take a spear and slit it diagonally lengthwise and stick each half on the fender top...?
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